“maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired”
Reblogged from bourdain179. Source: jaclcfrost
saying someone has ‘the shits’ will always be the funniest thing to me idek
my voice mail message is ‘hey this is jayden you should probably text me the year is 2013 who calls’ and literally everytime my family calls me they think im being serious and tell me ‘i told you jayden i dont know how to text’
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
also while we’re on the topic i fucking hate aussie hip-hop it literally all just sounds like one long hilltop hoods song
french fries are a really important part of my life
Reblogged from metagrossi. Source: whoatakeiteasyman
