We got these fake scenario things for tutorial classes and I got the one that literally describes my life. #characterAlife
Lmfao Sony stocked raised by like 10% after the xbox one announcement ahah
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
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Shine bright like a diamond
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Rihanna sneaking into the United States
it’s a shame her forehead won’t fit
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take it easy love nothing - bright eyes
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
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im still laughing at this
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